50 My favourite step brothers quotes & one liner with images

If you’re reading this article, then I’m pretty sure you’re aware of Step Brothers’ movie.

basically, this movie is a 2008 American comedy film directed by Adam McKay.

so after watching this movie, I found a couple of good and best step brothers quotes from the movie.

also found some more step brothers quotes, which I’m going to share in this article with images.

now, without talking more about it, let me share some of the best step brothers quotes & one-liners with images from the movie step brothers.

50 My favorite step brothers quotes with images

“Your drumset is a wh***! I tea bagged your drum set!” — Brennan Huff

“You’re wearing tuxedos to a job interview that requires you to clean bathrooms.”

“It’s the f***ing Catalina wine mixer.”

“Last week I put liquid paper on a bee… And it died.”

“Listen, gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story…and possibly the evening.”

“I’m f***ing miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” — Dale Doback

“Don’t ever, ever touch my drum set. You understand?”

“I you wake me up… I will stab you, in the neck with a knife.”

“I didn’t want Salmon! I said it four times! This wedding is horse sh**.”

“Shut your mouth. You’re just coming off stupid.”

“I got a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh** on me?!”

“Your singing is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale Doback

“I’m not gonna call him dad. Brendan you are 39 years old, I wouldn’t expect you to call him dad. Well I’m not going to, ever! Even if there’s fire.”

“Snapping necks and cashing cheques.”

“You know what gets my di** hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek

“I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my v***na.” — Alice

“Then we’ll get around just fine.”

“You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.” — Brennan Huff

“Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!” — Derek

“I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale Doback

“See that black smudge right there on the blade? Randy, Jackson, from American Idol.”

“My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!” — Brennan

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” — Brennan Huff

“I wanna make bank bro. I wanna drive a range rover. I wanna get a**.”

“Did we just become best friends? “Yep!”” — Brennan Huff

“Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f***er.”

“I’ve been called the songbird of my generation.”

“Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.” — Nancy

“Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your a**.” — Brennan Huff

“Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.” — Brennan

“On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.” — Dale Doback

“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” “You’re not a doctor. You’re a big, fat, curly-headed f***!”

“Boats ‘n’ hoes, boats ‘n’ hoes / I gotta have me my boats and hoes.”

“We sail around the world and go port to port / Every time I come I produce a quart” — Prestige Worldwide, “Boats ‘n’ Hos”

“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” — Dale Doback

“You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I’m gonna punch you square in the face!”

“I am not the one staring at me.”

“I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my pe***!” — Brennan

“The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Marian I’ll do you in the bottom while you’re drinking Sangria.”

“Don’t lose your dinosaur.” — Robert Doback

“This cyclone in vanuatu. Is it pan or pam?”

“I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!” — lumberjack Brennan

“Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*** one, marry one, kill one. Go!” — Dale Doback

“Gotta have my boats and hoes!” — Dale Doback

“I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.” — Derek

“They broke! The bunk beds were such a terrible idea why did you make us do it? There;s blood everywhere!”

“One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale Doback

“This house is a f***ing prison!” “On Planet Bulls**t!” “In the galaxy of This S***s Camel D***s!”

“Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” — Dale Doback

“I’m Brennan.” “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” “You have to call me Nighthawk.”

that’s it, comment below your favorite step brothers quotes or any scene which you like the most from this movie.

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